My response to “Top 10 Reasons Why ‘Twilight’ is Better Than ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’.”

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I was horrified to come across the title of this article and was compelled to read it. I’m a fact checker myself. It became apparent that she doesn’t know what she’s talking about at all. I hope she was being tongue in cheek. The article is linked at the bottom. Don’t be a hater though. She’s just misguided.

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10) it appears magically as well. Its either a parlor trick or Magic and I lean towards dark magic. Get over it

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9) You were supposed to notice this. .. Its Cheech Marin. …That’s the point.

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8) El Ray is Hell on earth. It referenced in other movies as well. Even if you didn’t know this, they explain that its where bad people go to live and do anything they want. Its just a vehicle of the plot to get them to the bar.  Just accept it for what it is. We put up with Vampires who can go out during the day and sparkle like a disco ball, but you have no problem with this?

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7) I don’t know about your world, but the planet I live on doesn’t always wrap up things in a nice little bow for you. Life is messy, especially if you are a bad guy or associated with bad guys. Back on pretend earth, it may be different so I digress.

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6) Edward is not 17. He’s around 100. He only looks 17. He’s a real undead Pedophile. Nothing like romanticizing a relationship like that. At least FDTD puts it in it’s proper perspective.

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5) They loot the trucks to pay the bills. Its called inventory. As for a crossbow, better to keep it off the streets, right? What better place to keep it than under lock and key?

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4) Salma Hayek is Santica Pandemonium. Kind of a demigod of sorts. Not your average transformation from human to vampire, but maybe the other way around? She’s near the top of the food chain in any case.

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3) I got nothin’ on this one other than “you’re reaching at straws.”

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2) Stake-o-matic is ridiculous, but cool at the same time. Its a horror movie preference to see absurd weaponry in an absurd movie. Jason uses a spear gun in Friday the 13th 3d and it was AWESOME!!!

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1) Its just as unacceptable as a hundred(ish) year old Emo with quaffed hair, who is covered in body glitter and dates high school girls and who’s primary audience is tweens and middle schoolers. And YOU are OK with this????

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eww, seriously? so gross…

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The Original article is below:

Top 10 Reasons Why “Twilight” is Better Than “From Dusk Till Dawn”

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*My addendum to #2: I decided to re-watch ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ Last night. About 47 minutes into the film during the first vampire Bloodbath, the band’s guitars transform into decapitated  bodies with no arms or legs and strings attached to them. It reinforces my assertion that “we understand that this is ridiculous, but we were not expecting anything else.”

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